5. "Sure we could have these people killed to protect what they know... but isn't that a little harsh?"
4. "I've seen this one before, Scully. His name is Casper and he's what we call a 'friendly' ghost."
3. "Look under the mask... this is no swamp monster. It's Mr. Handy, the owner of the old country store!"
2. "Well, Agent Mulder...you've caught us. We'll cooperate fully, of course."
1. "Gosh, I guess we were wrong. The government did have our best interests at heart, after all."